Breakfast Topic: The life lessons of WoW
by Amanda Rivera 
Oct 9th 2007 at 8:00AM
I fondly recall one lovely experience a couple years ago where I hit autorun in Zul'Farrak and hilarity ensued. Twice. We laughed, we cried, we ran until the mob of raging trolls tore us limb from limb. Good times. Have you ever had an experience like mine, learned an in-game life lesson that you would like to share with the class?
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Nathan Oct 9th 2007 8:34AM
Everyone with a priest main has learned "don't Psychic Scream in instances" the hard way.
Toukon Oct 11th 2007 9:48PM
About 2 years ago, in UBRS, I decided it would be neat to see if my gun could shoot some of the dragon kin accross a some huge pit standing on a bridge. I ended up pulling half the instance on the raid. After the initial shock and anger, everyone thought it was funny.
Mirina Oct 9th 2007 9:00AM
Let's get the "don't forget to dismiss your Hunter pet when you jump down somewhere in an instance (that isn't a normal path for your pet to track)" humor out of the way now...gotta love the pet tracking in WoW....
Cosu Oct 9th 2007 8:57AM
Gnome Mage Proffesion History: Tailoring up to 200 -> Skinning + Herbalism (which were 0 until I went to Outland when I finally decided to level them) -> Herbalism + Tailoring (Spellfire set) -> Enchanting + Tailoring -> Enchanting + Engineering ........ Lesson: Know what you're gonna do with your char from level 1. :)
ThorinII Oct 9th 2007 8:58AM
Hunters: Put your pet AWAY before you jump down somewhere in any instance. Don't just put them on stay and hope they disappear.
:0( WHIPE... Who's pet was that? Way to go n00b!
MIrina Oct 9th 2007 9:01AM
Damn, #3 beat me to it *shakes fist at email*
draeth Oct 9th 2007 9:06AM
Never bank your tanking gear, no one likes to summon you twice
Vestras Oct 9th 2007 9:16AM
Never try and be main healer for BM while still wearing your DPS gear...that was one FAST wipe...
ALWAYS fire off your spell boosting trinkets, you are wasting valuable DPS by waiting...
Don't innervate the warrior...(Thankfully fixed a few patches back so you can't, but it still used to suck BAD)
Never trust a shadow priest who swears they can MC a tank for an instance...
Beware of the Auto-Run key on an over-sensetive keyboard when waiting to start a boss fight (I'm looking at YOU bro!)
Sylythn Oct 9th 2007 9:18AM
The priest one works for Warlocks as well - until you have a lot of experience using fear, don't use it in instances. For the longest time I actually kept it completely off my hotbar as it caused my first wipe ever - in RFC...
jaxson_bateman Oct 9th 2007 9:26AM
Don't have your Blessing of Protection and Divine Shield buttons right next to each other. And if you do, do not have the main tank targetted when fighting Gruul if you intend to Divine Shield, just incase you misclick. And yes, I did misclick... >.>
Addie Oct 9th 2007 9:25AM
Don't accept a rez/summon while chatting and autorunning. I ran right off the edge of Zangarmarsh while trying to cancel the autorun with the chat still open. *blush*
Jhestor Oct 9th 2007 9:31AM
Don't offer to help a Warlock get his epic mount in Dire Maul West, clear the instance, kill Immol'thar, and THEN realize you left the 3 ceremony items in the bank. Oops.
And definitely don't do it again after the first time, with the same in-guild group. Double oops?
You might get a nick-name.
lerbic Oct 10th 2007 12:54PM
On my mage I used to have polymorph right next to blink on the hotkeys.....
Thats a bad typo especially when a simple "sheep pull" becomes a "mage blinks into the entire group of mobs"
makabak Oct 9th 2007 9:58AM
As a mage, don't put Blink and Polymorph next too each other.
Although a far more important rule is DON'T TAB-TARGET MOBS IN INSTANCES. Those of you that have run UBRS know what I mean...during the Rend fight, NPCs watch from balconies overlooking the arena. You only need to attack one once to pull the entire instance. It's less of a wipe and more of a mess...
Darlene Oct 9th 2007 9:59AM
@ 11-- Same thing happened, helped the Lock clear everything -- he had the items, but started the final battle with no soul shards to repair the stuff!!! Always remember the soul shards LOL
Jason Oct 9th 2007 11:57AM
Don't have your blink key next to the arcane brilliance key while standing on Hakkar's platform in ZG.
It didn't help that it was 2am when we were trying it, and had partial wiped/reset a few times.. but it was still funny that instead of buffing, I blinked to within 10 feet of Hakkar.
The guild got a good laugh out of it for about a week :)
native Oct 9th 2007 10:06AM
don't shift out of bear to innervate your priest in the middle of a boss fight and then in your frenzy to get back into bear accidentally hit the wrong hotkey and end up as a cheetah.
Candina@WH Oct 9th 2007 10:16AM
Never, ever never swap 'Psychic Scream' and 'Fade' on the same Hotbar button (mouse) depending on instance vs. PvP.
Nothing more amusing than Fading while being eaten alive by a rogue during AV. OTOH, Fearing the instance while being the healer leads to all types of humor, group kicking, and guild banning....
Candina@WH Oct 9th 2007 10:17AM
Oh, and don't try to Solo ZF as a shadow priest. You WILL end up being chased by the entire instance at some point, so at least have runspeed on your boots.
Jhestor Oct 9th 2007 10:16AM
@13 -- Haha, that's a good one too... and really, you can apply that to ANY instance situation...
"Okay guys, we're on (insert boss here) finally. Tough fight ahead... let's get a soul well for some healthstones, and make sure to SS (priest name)."
"Mmmmmmyyeahhhh. I am sort of.... out of shards?"
"WHAT IS THAT 28 SLOT BAG FOR THEN?"
Hahaha!