Sum jokz iz 4ever
by Dan O'Halloran 
Nov 2nd 2007 at 6:02PM
Alamo set the gold standard for class guides with his classic and oft-quoted "Alamo teechs u 2 play DURID!" and it's sequel " ALAMO teeches u 2 Burnin Croosaid!" His style became so popular he even recently updated a mod that announces Druid shifting in /gchat using his memorable phrasing.Now, it's Rouges, uh, Rogues that are getting the Alamo treatment with "Zarhon teeches you to play rogz!" Take in shining gems of lewt class knowledge such as: "We haf many cool skillz! Like pickpockets to get more muniz!", "LoLstep to pwn those kiters!" and "We can pop cloakz of darkstuffs and pwn baby locks!"
And while I'm pointing out Alamo homages, you should check out Smoosh's well done comic explaining how to play as a Tree Druid. Entertaining and informative. It doesn't get better than that.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Xip Nov 2nd 2007 6:08PM
Uh "Rogue's"? Who taught you English?
Subjectv Nov 2nd 2007 10:57PM
Gotta love when people like the author of this article and the author of whatever stupid guide this is about beat the dead horse that is this many-years-old unfunny lolcats obsession. I sincerely hope you didn't actually get paid to write this.
Troy Nov 2nd 2007 7:15PM
Ah, retarded-speak -- so clever, so funny. There really should be more of it in WoW. Maybe even dedicated servers?
Auden Korelor Nov 2nd 2007 7:40PM
Actually, neither the original nor the updated "Alamo" addons were written by Alamo himself.
The original one was written by the infamous Gweryc Halfhand for his druid Valanduil back before 2.0 came out. He claims it was to qualify as an add-on developer so he could get in the BC beta, but given how fond he was back then of bellowing "OK SUM DURIDS IS BARE!!" every few seconds, I think it actually saved him some crucial keystrokes.
Here's the link to the original addon:
http://www.wowinterface.com/downloads/fileinfo.php?s=23e96a0c0c799e19778d6e004f4a0699&id=5728
It eventually became popular enough that another developer, Tornik, updated it for 2.0.
Michael Nov 3rd 2007 2:35AM
*Yawn* Stupid speak is getting old and tiresome...
PeeWee Nov 3rd 2007 7:24AM
Sum jokz was frickin retarded from day 1, and never improved.
Tornik Nov 3rd 2007 1:52PM
My thanks to Dan for putting this up, but Auden is correct, I'm not the original Alamo, I just picked up the mod after TBC came out.
@ everyone else though - just try to remember that Durids is can't spell Alamoo without LMAO!!
And if you can't remember that, then just try not to flame something just because you don't find it funny.