Pick-up your beta key
by Amanda Dean 
Jul 30th 2008 at 9:00PM
For a while, co-lead Schramm was searching for good WoW jokes. We seemed to come up short on things that were both clever and funny. Pick up lines, on the other hand, are more common. The in-game /flirt function ranges from corny to crass. Do you think you could do better?
Varanis of Silvermoon (NSFW) said in the Wrath forums that he's willing to pony up his beta key to the best WoW pick-up line. Whether or not there's truly a beta key involved many have joined in the sport. Some of the lines are pretty crass and others miss the WoW component, but there are some real gems in there. Some of my favorites are:
- Vikhammer of Uther: "Hey baby, shouldn't your body be purple? Because it's totally epic."
- Ohmehgahd of Alexstrasza: "I lost my lips, can I borrow yours?"
- Whoru of Durotan: "Your gear may be epic, but your body is without a doubt Legendary!"
- Foxtehhammer of Kael'thas: "Nice pants, baby. What's the drop rate?"
- Tyranar of Hyjal: "Hey baby, thats my heart you just rolled on, and it's BoP."
- Resarcio of Scilla: "I know theres a bad case of Thunder Clap going around, but don't worry...I spec'd Protection."
I thought of a few of my own: "Is that an epic codpiece, or are you just happy to see me?" or "I'm female, irl," or maybe "You know what they say about men with big pointy ears." What's your best in-game pick up line?
Filed under: Fan stuff, Virtual selves, Humor, Wrath of the Lich King, Forums
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
Epicness Jul 30th 2008 9:12PM
Hey suga, wanna grind some rep? Neutral to exalted baby UH!!
That was mine on page 15 but my favorite was
Zethos
Legion of the Horde/Laughing Skull
"Hey Baby,
You want it Crippling, Instant, or Mind numbing?"
matt Jul 30th 2008 9:56PM
That was one of my favs too.
I also liked,
"How about a three some? No, not with her… with the Voidwalker... "
Also, the epic fail:
"I hope those panties aren't soulbound."
"... Why? Because you want to wear them?"
Ce Jul 30th 2008 11:07PM
/At Epicness
Dude. Illegal Danish Super Snacks.
Lerophon Jul 30th 2008 9:16PM
Don't worry baby i'm a paladin, i brought my own bubble
datwunkid Jul 30th 2008 9:42PM
Hey baby, are you a terrorist,
BECAUSE YOU'RE DA BOMB!
datwunkid Jul 30th 2008 9:52PM
I got a Wow related one, "Hey baby, you want it Aimed, Multi, or Steady?"
or....
"I got a nice [Aimed Shot] to use inside that nice little [Explosive Trap]
datwunkid Jul 30th 2008 9:58PM
Don't worry baby, I'm great in bed, STONEFORM baby!
Fauche Jul 30th 2008 10:08PM
Shame it only lasts 8 seconds.
:P
Aendi Aug 7th 2008 12:19PM
@ Fauche:
hihihihi :)
nevan.prendeville Jul 30th 2008 9:44PM
@Foxtehhammer...... Awesome, sir i salute you.
nyk Jul 30th 2008 9:53PM
"I've got my mark on you, get ready for my aimed shot!"
Rivaros Jul 30th 2008 10:00PM
@datwunkid: It would be better if it was "Is you dad an engineer? Because you're da bomb."
Shadowfury Jul 30th 2008 10:28PM
Or "Have you done MC lately? Because you are the bomb!"
RetPallyJil Aug 1st 2008 3:53AM
"Nice armor ... any chance I could talk you out of it?"
Note: Replace "armor" with "blouse", and you have a line someone tried on me IRL. It was all I could do not to laugh in the poor guy's face.
Sean Riley Jul 30th 2008 10:21PM
I'm always fond of Fargo (of Gamespy.com fame) and his gnome one: "Down here."
Drakkenfyre Jul 30th 2008 10:30PM
Male Draenei: "Why yes, my facial tentacles ARE functional!"
Night Elf: "I'm an all-night elf"
Tauren: "100% all beef, baby!"
Undead: "I might have Will of the Forsaken, but I can't resist you!"
Berethed Jul 30th 2008 10:49PM
I hope you've not specc'd anticipation, because, uh... you might be disappointed.
shibumi Jul 30th 2008 11:05PM
'Is that a scar on your face or are you just happy to see me"
[actually is the response when folks ask my character Sqar how to pronounce his name]
jay Jul 30th 2008 11:14PM
[whirlwind] romance inc.
Andris Jul 30th 2008 11:28PM
What has 52 teeth and holds back Gruul the Dragonkiller? My zipper baby.