Best. Guild. Application. Ever.
by Allison Robert 
Sep 13th 2008 at 7:30PM
I've only ever written two guild applications, but I used to pride myself on writing a damn good one, the sort of application you might see written by the manager of a successful hedge fund, or possibly Mother Teresa. So I had my doubts when tipster Roflharris wrote in to tell us that a friend of his, MsFahrenheit of Sylvanas-EU, had submitted what was possibly the best guild application of all time to Anointed, but it's completely true. You'd have to try pretty hard to top this fully-animated, written and visual joke-infested riot. I just about died when he hit the part about how he got class leader and what attempts on Kalecgos were like.MsFahrenheit applied as a resto Druid and it looks like he was accepted, not that I would have expected anything less. There's not much more I can say apart from please see this; you'll be glad you did. Just so you know, it takes about 6 minutes to play from start to finish.
(A non-audio version is here if you absolutely must, but the audio version is funnier).
Filed under: Druid, Guilds, Odds and ends, Humor, Raiding, Comics
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Bugz Sep 13th 2008 7:43PM
That was very entertaining.
Khremloc Sep 13th 2008 7:43PM
I can do nothing but agree that this is the best guild application ever.
ognob Sep 13th 2008 8:41PM
Um...
It was a fantastic application no doubt, but I can't keep thinking he isn't doing much for the image of hard core raiders having no lives :P
Why doesn't he apply for a real job like that ?
MinotaBoomking Sep 13th 2008 7:44PM
So funny!!! :D:P
Juneau Sep 13th 2008 7:44PM
Haha, that was brilliant.
Core Sep 13th 2008 7:49PM
Definitely awesome. I'd accept him in my guild any day of the week.
Hilus Sep 13th 2008 7:53PM
An instant classic!
sephirah Sep 13th 2008 7:55PM
GREAT!!!
Isay Sep 13th 2008 7:57PM
Did not lie best guild app ever
Raaj Sep 13th 2008 7:59PM
Next on the agenda?
MsFahrenheit, the résumé!
Sallix Sep 13th 2008 8:04PM
If that guy apped to my guild, he would instantly get an invite.
Durante Sep 13th 2008 8:29PM
One of the main things I looked for in an application when I was a guild officer was did the person but forth effort into the app. or did they just rush through, filling it out haphazardly. Effort and dedication do not appear to be attributes this person lacks.
Kemikalkadet Sep 13th 2008 8:32PM
You'd have to be dead inside to turn down that app.
Zep Sep 13th 2008 8:35PM
O_O
Can he join my guild?
jurandr Sep 13th 2008 9:03PM
Any guild could use somebody with enough creativity to apply like that.
Aigarius Sep 13th 2008 9:05PM
Epic.
Kassius Sep 13th 2008 9:23PM
wow, the kids got heart!
Eternalpayn Sep 13th 2008 9:29PM
Win. I would say more, but that is beyond the amazingness of words.
Xora Sep 13th 2008 9:41PM
That was awesome.
Alysandir Sep 13th 2008 10:43PM
"5. I try to be nice to everyone"
"6. Unless you're a twat"
Indeed, sir. Indeed.