"It wasn't my fault, I was a Zombie..."
by Dan O'Halloran 
Oct 23rd 2008 at 9:00AM
After getting drive-by cleansed too many times, I got myself infected and ported immediately to Moonglade where nary a Priest or Paladin would try to save me from my inevitable fate. Ten minutes later I transformed into the walking dead and proceeded to take half of Moonglade with me. And I didn't feel a twinge of regret. Because you see, it wasn't my fault, I was a Zombie.
I think we can take this one step further.
"Who took all the Hearts of Darkness out of the guild bank?"
"It wasn't my fault, I was a Zombie."
"Did you ninja looted Thoridal, The Star's Fury??!!oneone11!?"
"It wasn't my fault, I was a Zombie."
"Who ate the last of the brains and didn't leave any for the Guildmaster's girlfriend who nobody likes but we all tolerate because the GM is making killer progress for the guild through all the raid content despite the fact that the latest patch put the whole game on easy mode?"
"It wasn't my fault, I was -- oh, I guess it was."
What bad behavior are you blaming on your Zombie state?
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
Matchu Oct 23rd 2008 9:08AM
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
Roger Dodger Oct 23rd 2008 9:56AM
WoW Insider FAILS. 6 stories about zombies? 6 stories about the dumbest world event I have ever heard of? Why would I (an Undead) want to kill Horde? And, when I got to work today, I got my coffee, and was looking forward to an insightful story about discipline priests, or maybe even new trade skill patterns, but no. Zombies. It's kinda like waiting for a game to completely trump wow. I need a new blog to read.
Lyraat Oct 23rd 2008 10:02AM
@Roger Dodger:
Would you rather another six articles about Hunters (aside: pet tank Gruul = AWESOME! :D) and how bad they got nerfed in the latest patch? :D
Although I plan on killing each and every zombie I see, this is a cool world event with lots of RP tie-ins. I'm slightly confused why they're running concurrent world events. Hallow's End is enough to do already with being plagued by zombies. Then again, I guess we all know what we're gonna be for Halloween.
TonyMotorola Oct 23rd 2008 10:40AM
I'd rather read about zombies than 5 articles about hunters every day.
jrizutko Oct 23rd 2008 1:26PM
Equating the Alliance with the good guys to start any premise is so tired and boring. Why do people still have stupid faction prejudice? There is no difference.
CJrush Oct 23rd 2008 9:11AM
Why'd you kill us? We wanted to be zombies!
......
It wasn't my fault, you were a zombie.
Omestes Oct 23rd 2008 1:14PM
People fighting zombies annoys me.
Bet then again I secretly wish for a REAL zombie outbreak, in which I would probably live in a little shack in the woods, while everything breaks down.
Damn, secrets out.
NoTomorrow Oct 23rd 2008 9:10AM
girl: I'm pregnant!
You: it's not my fault, I was a zombie!
Arcaria Oct 23rd 2008 9:11AM
Premature ejaculation
skynes Oct 23rd 2008 10:50AM
Premature zombification ;)
BobThomas Oct 23rd 2008 9:11AM
I kill all zombies I see. Purged by Light! Then when they piss and moan, I dance and dance and dance.
Trajah Oct 23rd 2008 9:41AM
Why are people who fight the zombies back getting voted down?
Priests, Pallies and Shaman fighting things back is totally within in the spirt of things. Don't whine! Embrace it! Get infected, hide, turn, mob up, zerg in, traget healers first, convert them, grow stronger, move on.
darian Oct 23rd 2008 12:21PM
As a wild guess, I'm going to say it's probably language like "piss and moan" that did it.
D.O.T. Oct 23rd 2008 9:14AM
Zombie behaviour is based off player behaviour and their ability to find the worse possible place to grief others.
Sorry, just had so many players griefing me last night that any fun I could have had went out the window. :(
SBKT Oct 23rd 2008 10:03AM
Which is why I consider events like these annoying. I'm still trying for the squashling and if every single innkeeper in the game is being eaten as soon as they spawn, how am I supposed to do that?
zummers Oct 23rd 2008 11:13AM
That's why the major cities are loaded to the gills with argent healers.
Rhapsody Oct 23rd 2008 12:00PM
I agree with this. I'm getting sick of being ganked by higher levels my own side. If I wanted to be under constant threat of ganking, I would have rolled on a PVP server.
D.O.T. Oct 23rd 2008 1:55PM
AD Healers are being ganked at every location... good thing they stocked them eh? 0 adh out of 0 adh is great for cleanses.
Jeenome Oct 23rd 2008 3:38PM
Add me to the I hate this group. I was out trying to finish getting all the candy buckets for the free XP and got ganked by a hordie. I couldn't figure out how the heck I got flagged. (Didn't know what was going on yet) and was just plain ticked off. I mean sure have a world event but can't you provide something for those of us that don't want to participate? I was half afraid to check my mail this morning because of it. I know its a way to advertise WOTLK but it's making me not want to play at all.
Fyve Oct 23rd 2008 8:34PM
Griefing in the most annoying places? Dont blame the zombies for that, How about the blood elf rogue ganking the orphan matron in goldshire, who it would appear is not flagged PvP and vanishing, and doing it constantly?
In fact, the zombies were the only way we could stop him, hunters put up flares, the zombies zerged in.
Go Zombies! Champions of the little people!