Bat boy steals Wrath

by Mike Schramm Nov 15th 2008 at 3:30PM

Bat Boy, everyone's favorite tabloid freak, has gotten in on the Wrath of the Lich King fervor -- unfortunately, he's too young (and creepy) to actually earn money, so instead he reportedly (reported by the Weekly World News, of course, your number one source for Bat Boy news) scared a Warcraft fan, causing him to drop his copy, and sending Bat Boy off to Northrend to level up to 80 with the rest of us. You can add "stealing the expansion" to the list of crimes Bat Boy's already perpetrated.

Bat Boy could not be reached for comment for this story, which is too bad -- we really wanted to know what class the West Virginia legend plays (is that an Undead Warlock on the screen? And why doesn't he have any skills on his action bars?), and whether he started in Howling Fjord or Borean Tundra.

Thanks, JPM!

Tags: bat-boy, batboywow, fake, freak, its-funny-laugh, level-80, silly, stealing, warlock, weekly-world-news, wrath-of-the-lich-king

Filed under: Warlock, Fan stuff, Virtual selves, Odds and ends, Humor

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SnowWiz Nov 15th 2008 3:45PM

First off, even if Bat Boy was old enough to earn money, who would hire him? Secondly, according to the Weekly World News article, Bat Boy "... explores the vast expanses of Northrend with fellow dwarf friends Bilbong and Glugnus." How can he explore Northrend with two dwarves when he is obviously undead? Someone needs to slap weekly world news for exploiting this poor mutant and editing him into a picture of a desktop and an undead enjoying a battleground window.

Torren Nov 15th 2008 3:47PM

Creepy

Tyrannus Nov 15th 2008 4:22PM

OK, completely lost on me......

PeeWee Nov 15th 2008 4:34PM

I'm sure there is a universe out there somewhere where this might actually be considered funny. I doubt this is it, though.

nachogod Nov 15th 2008 5:02PM

WWN is the most famous "wacky" news magazine. It has "Dick Cheney is a robot!" or "Frankenstein found disco dancing at Stockholm!" stories that are really quite amusing to read. Their photoshops of such events are really awesome as well.
Batboy is a popular character of theirs, because of Fark I'd imagine.

It's funny, but the humor definitely isn't for everyone.

Faar Nov 15th 2008 6:10PM

Is that rag actually meant to be funny though? To me, it's always seemed like it was trying to exploit people too paranoid and/or stupid to understand that every word and picture inside are fake.

Taytayflan Nov 15th 2008 5:49PM

Umm, what the hell?

tibi Nov 15th 2008 5:58PM

jesus christ he's creepy. *regrets opening the article*

Frank Nov 15th 2008 6:14PM

so, when did bat boy start wearing clothes??

uncaringbear Nov 15th 2008 7:06PM

I'm betting Bat Boy plays an alliance paladin.

Samuel Varian Nov 15th 2008 10:42PM

I'm from West Virginia :)

I've never seen Bat Boy :(

Jeenome Nov 16th 2008 2:24AM

/scared

Leslie Nov 17th 2008 9:37AM

Hey all -

Thanks for commenting on the infamous Bat Boy :)
I promise he's not as creepy as you all think!

- Best regards from The Weekly World News.

www.weeklyworldnews.com

Lisa Maese Nov 24th 2008 2:07PM

I found Batboys new location, he could not be reached for comment because he's been taking private insrtuction at the Arthur Murray Dance Studio in Escondido. When he saw us approaching he spun out in the Obamamobile and with the first puppy. Crazy Batboy.