Around Azeroth: Satan's little helpers

by Elizabeth Wachowski Jan 9th 2009 at 10:00AM

What do Santa's elves do after their Christmas duties are done for the year? Ride around on a motorcycle and pick up gnomish babes, that's what. What did you expect them to do with the naughty list? Shred it? These particular elves are also known as dualboxing tauren (?) hunters (!?!) Sys and Tem of Stormrage, photographed on their wild joyride by Chao.

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kogee Jan 9th 2009 10:08AM

fix title :)

Kor Jan 9th 2009 10:11AM

dude you put satan not santa hurry fix that!

Feanora Jan 9th 2009 10:14AM

They're gnomes. If it wasn't deliberate, it's still far more suitable!

Hoxnr Jan 9th 2009 10:22AM

I think she meant to put Satan. As in Hell's angels and all that :P

Elizabeth Wachowski Jan 9th 2009 2:58PM

Not a typo, intentional reference to Hell's Angels. Also the Simpsons episode where Homer starts a motorcycle gang.

Trilliad Jan 9th 2009 10:19AM

You could also have titled this one "Santa's Little Hell's Angels".

Pattimus Jan 9th 2009 10:24AM

The WoWinsider Quality Assurance Dept. is asleep at the wheel today. First, the wrong information about the Valor to Heroism badge exchange, and now this headline. What is going on with this place? It used to have such good information and articles.

PimpyMicPimp Jan 9th 2009 10:31AM

Could you please refrain from using offensive language?

Wyred Jan 9th 2009 10:37AM

"Could you please refrain from using offensive language?"

What, you mean gnome?

ancalimon Jan 9th 2009 1:12PM

you're telling others to refrain from using offensive language?

let's take a trip down memory lane...(A.K.A. your past posts)

"What the hell is that crap"
"What are you, some kind of commie loving traitor?"
"some hippy blogger could shit all over the country I love."
"This game fucking sucks."
" Shut up and die"

thats just a few. and i see a post by you saying "Zach, I am at a loss for words. The fact that you would put such filth not only on this site, but in the title disturbs me to my core. I have children than are online and you are making it incredibly easy for them to come into contact with this smut."

this about a post called the nipples of dragons.

seriously, get a life, and maybe...just MAYBE take your own advice. everyday you make yourself out to be a moronic racist asshole. we all know you are already, so theres no need to prove it.

*COUGH* loser *COUGH*

sorry Keyra, i had to say it.

Elizabeth Wachowski Jan 9th 2009 3:02PM

Yeah, not exactly going to take offensive language lessons from "PimpyMicPimp."

Lemons Jan 9th 2009 3:47PM

"I have children than are online and you are making it incredibly easy for them to come into contact with this smut."

Here's the thing, if you're children play WoW they should be at least 13 (it's rated T...for teen), and thus by now should be well familiar with the word "Satan".

And if they're younger (and for some stupid reason you're letting them play) they will probably see more profanity in 5 mins of watching trade chat than you will find on the whole WoW Insider website...

..And if your children don't play wow...why would they be on WoW Insider in the first place?

JLocke Jan 9th 2009 10:35AM

lmao i love typos :)

Alchemistmerlin Jan 9th 2009 2:22PM

Not a typo.

Stone_Rhino Jan 9th 2009 10:55AM

Holy crap! Sys Tem still plays?

I used to see him farming tiers hand back in vanilla wow all the time. Never thought Id see a post about him on wow insider tho.

Keyra Jan 9th 2009 11:11AM

HELLO, EVERYONE? ARE YOU AWAKE? Didn't think so, or else you MIGHT have understood the joke!

"Satan's Little Helpers" - NOT A TYPO!!!
Did you even READ the article? There is a bit in there about picking up chicks and using the "naughy list", then there's the whole "bad-boy" thing about the bike???

Sigh...kids these days. No one understands sarcasm and irony.

And the less said about "Pimply MicPimp's" trolling, the better.

Aggrajag Jan 9th 2009 11:13AM

This.

Tumleren Jan 9th 2009 6:32PM

"Sigh...kids these days. No one understands sarcasm and irony."

Really? Where do you live? What year is it?

I mean seriously - The level of sarcasm in my classroom is just... unbelievable. You can almost be sure that some sort of sarcasm or irony will appear in every or every other sentence.
Strangely, none of the people I know, who are over 25 really get sarcasm or irony.