Operation Gnomeregan and Zalazane's Fall have begun!
Important Poll: Who has the best 'stache?
by Adam Holisky 
Apr 15th 2009 at 11:00AM
When male Draenei logged on last night, they were greeted with some serious facial hair. No one is sure exactly what's happened, and the only blue response is a reply asking for folks to post if they're having the issue.
Now what I have to say next is the important part.
Who has the best 'stache pictured above?
To the left we have the timeless hunk of man meat Burt Reynolds, in the middle we have Virtual Sacco, and on the right sits the anchorman himself, Ron Burgundy. Vote and be heard! The results of the poll will matter more than you could ever know...
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 5)
Warlock Apr 15th 2009 11:04AM
How can Tom Selleck be missing from your poll?
Akido Apr 15th 2009 11:06AM
Apparently Tom Selleck isn't "Man Meaty" enough for our friend Adam.
hamp Apr 15th 2009 12:11PM
I agree... Magnum needs to be there instead of Ron Burgundy
Galtak Apr 15th 2009 11:08AM
How could they leave out ?! A sexist poll I say!
Galtak Apr 15th 2009 11:10AM
Okay apparently everything in V style brackets are removed from comments. What I typed after "How could they leave out " was "'Insert famous female celebrity with upper lip hair issues'".
I hope it's still funny.
Tom Apr 15th 2009 11:35AM
No Tom Selleck = epic fail
Osc Apr 15th 2009 11:52AM
My only guess is that Tom Selleck defaults as winner, we're picking second place.
If that's not the case, this poll is major fail.
sprout_daddy Apr 15th 2009 12:07PM
There is really no point in having this poll without Tom Selleck in it - best...'stache...ever. If I liked men, I would LOVE him and his lip rug.
Tomoe Apr 15th 2009 12:35PM
I was thinking that exact same thing as I saw the three choices. A good start to the day (I slept in) to see I wasn't alone.
He must be the invisible, unclickable choice on this poll, so I'll just state here that Tom Selleck gets my vote.
Ferarro Apr 15th 2009 12:51PM
Good call.
Alexisonfire Apr 15th 2009 1:03PM
Mr. Selleck is not in this poll because they wanted it to be a competition. Not a landslide.
Deadly. Off. Topic. Apr 15th 2009 1:58PM
Tom Selleck - lol.
Galtak Apr 15th 2009 11:06AM
I hope this still exists on the EU servers when I get to log on in a couple of hours time. My Draenei Warrior may look quite the awesome.
Finnicks Apr 15th 2009 2:57PM
Heh. Now that they've committed this atrocity and some people love it/some people hate it they're pretty much gonna have no choice but to make BOTH Goatee and Goatee+Epic_Mustache availible at the barbershop.
They'd BETTER make the old facial hair option availible again anyway! It was the only one that looked nice on the male Draenei and now my male Draenei looks retarded. Ugh.
Matt Apr 15th 2009 11:06AM
Yeah, I'm voting for Tom Selleck.
Makothegreat Apr 15th 2009 11:42AM
Tom Selleck wins all Mustache contests
garfunkel Apr 15th 2009 11:51AM
Tom is the Chuck Norris of all 'staches
how could he be left out!
Cyno01 Apr 15th 2009 3:41PM
Agreed.
Bjara Apr 15th 2009 11:07AM
I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to go with Ron Burgundy. I--I have to.
Interestingly enough (and maybe this has been mentioned already in the blue post -- I'm at work and I can't get onto the forums), but I was messing around with my dwarf lady's hair last night after the patch, and I happened upon a very jacked-up looking new hairstyle which I'm going to assume is a glitch. It looked like. . .I don't know, a mish-mash of all the other hair styles crammed together in one glorious fail 'do. I don't expect it will be around long, but when it leaves, I'll miss it!
Frank Apr 15th 2009 11:07AM
well, if you're talking just the 'stache (and i say this as someone who has one), the draenei's is MUCH more difficult to shape and keep looking fine. burt & ron's are fine, but more naturally shaped. draenei wins for difficulty.
: )