Three Worgen Moon graces Jinx
by Michael Gray 
Oct 6th 2009 at 4:00PM
I had never stepped foot inside an instance before now. My life had been one of roleplay and sitting AFK in Alterac Valley's luxury "Starting Cave" resort. And then she came to me. My precious. She was heralded originally by our own Mike Schramm, and now she's here. My incredible Three Worgen Moon T-Shirt. She's a second gen shirt, much more powerful than her Three Wolf Moon original.
Now? Now, Arthas lays dead on the ground under my feet. Alexstrasza clings worshipfully to one of those feet, while Sylvanas looks up pleadingly from the other. Their adoring eyes proclaim the legend of my deeds. There's not much room on the floor for the defeated Lich King, but that's okay. I feel like Ash on the cover of the Army of Darkness posters. Hail to the king, baby.
No. Hail to the Three Worgen Moon T-Shirt, now on sale over at the JINX store. Available in sizes all the way up to 4XL, the Three Worgen Moon T-shirt should be all it takes to bring your game to another level. Forget a snazzy mouse, forget about primitive technology like computers. Three Worgen Moon will let you interface with the game directly via its incredible mojo, powering your character to levels that you never even imagined. You barely even have to think, before the magic starts happening.
Enough for now. I have to go kill Deathwing. Solo. You chumps who lack the totemic Three Worgen Moons can just wait until Cataclysm. Jaina just gave me a call, she's gonna go with me. Apparantly, she dumped Thrall as soon as I unwrapped the shirt from its box.
Filed under: Analysis / Opinion, Fan stuff, Odds and ends, News items
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
BigB Oct 6th 2009 4:05PM
Complete epicness
dengarsw Oct 6th 2009 4:08PM
"What Not to Wear"- watch it. You'll see this shirt soon enough.
snowleopard233 Oct 6th 2009 4:26PM
It will be part of the new wardrobe they choose for the person!
“As you can see now, honey, this world of warcraft three worgen t-shirt is really stylish and easy to accessorize with. It’s also more of a winter color, which really works to match your eyes.”
“Oh my god! He looks so much better now! Thanks What Not to Wear!”
“I feel like a much more confident person now that I have my three worgen shirt and horde hoodie. It’s a whole new me that I never knew before and I think now I’m ready to head out, get back into the dating scene, and maybe run Icecrown while I’m at it. Thanks guys!”
malaika Oct 6th 2009 4:08PM
uber epicness indeed!
(placing order)
Paintman Oct 6th 2009 4:09PM
Oh God, we're all SCREWED. Within hours the awesome epicness of that shirt will become so massive that it collapse in on itself and form a singularity, destroying the Earth as we know it.
You have to destroy it. You MUST.
Blixkreeg Oct 6th 2009 4:30PM
Earth? THIS SHIRT WILL CAUSE THE CATACLYSM!
Schadenfreude Oct 6th 2009 4:11PM
I need this.
ayalafatalis Oct 6th 2009 4:13PM
EEEEEEEPIC! I JUST bought the original 3 Wolf Moon shirt too.
Frank Oct 6th 2009 7:45PM
i need to get the worgen one AND the original 3-wolf moon shirt to go with my 3-keyboard cat shirt. it's a reference loop trifecta!
ayalafatalis Oct 6th 2009 8:57PM
Frank: Could you just imagine the immense power of those three shirts being in the same room, side by side? I think THAT'S what going to cause the Cataclysm...
Umehte Oct 6th 2009 4:14PM
WoW... rednecks and warcraft ... together at last...
snowleopard233 Oct 6th 2009 4:31PM
Have you met Hemmet Nessingwary? The guy’s like a miniature Ted Nyugen, except with more guns lol.
smcn Oct 6th 2009 5:32PM
Ah yes, Ted Nguyen, the infamous Vietnamese redneck rock star cum NRA spokesman.
Angusailde Oct 6th 2009 6:07PM
Hah, I just spit up my tea!
dlar3 Oct 6th 2009 6:38PM
This comment just made my day.
myalternateaccount Oct 6th 2009 4:15PM
"Hey wolf moon, come cast your spell on me..."
If only I had this back in highschool.
Umehte Oct 6th 2009 4:30PM
Type O Negative? If so then you get a win!
Jay Oct 6th 2009 4:18PM
Love the J.Peterman style of describing the shirt. Jacopo!
Tony Bowman Oct 6th 2009 4:18PM
this meme jumped the murloc long before it got to shirt status. :(
Tony Bowman Oct 6th 2009 6:53PM
you people know i'm right about this.